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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 954038" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas. Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D"><strong>,</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> in the time of the prophet, there was no music</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #1f497d"><span style="color: #1F497D"><strong> --</strong></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong> especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio.</strong></span></span></span></strong></p> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side of the street and stops the cab then opens the back door.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p> </p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>You gotta love Texas</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p><p></p><p></p><p></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 954038, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]An Arab enters a taxi cab in Dallas, Texas. Once he is seated he asks the cab driver to turn off the radio because[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]he must not hear music as decreed by his religion and[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][B],[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] in the time of the prophet, there was no music[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=#1f497d][COLOR=#1F497D][B] --[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][B][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B] especially Western music, which is music of the infidel's and certainly no radio.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]So the cab driver politely switches off the radio, pulls over to the side of the street and stops the cab then opens the back door.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The Arab asks him: “What are you doing man?”[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The Texan answers: “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]So get your ass out and wait for a camel.”[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR][/CENTER][/CENTER] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=4][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]You gotta love Texas[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Bookman Old Style][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT="Bookman Old Style"][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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