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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 957589" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Negative People</span> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Something to think about!</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. </span></span></p><p>You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"</p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">So, where are you staying in Rome?</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber river called Teste."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p>"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."</p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">asked her about her trip to Rome</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too were</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">extra charge!"</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, </span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."</span></span></p><p></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."</span></span></p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh, really! What'd he say ?" </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">He said: "Who <img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://*" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />ed up your hair?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 957589, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2]Negative People[/SIZE] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Something to think about![/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="sans-serif"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]rain on your parade.. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"] So, where are you staying in Rome?[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber river called Teste."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] "We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope." [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot..[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="sans-serif"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]"Oh, really! What'd he say ?" [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="sans-serif"][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]He said: "Who [IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG][IMG]*[/IMG]ed up your hair?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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