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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 959394" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>She calls on little Ralphy.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"></p></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> </p><p></span></span></span><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>Which one is married?</strong></span></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"><strong>To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'</strong></span></span></span></span></strong> </p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></p> </p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 959394, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?' [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]She calls on little Ralphy.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking..'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/COLOR] [CENTER][CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black][CENTER][CENTER] [/CENTER] [CENTER][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][CENTER][CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/CENTER] [CENTER][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]Which one is married?[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][B]To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [CENTER][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=black] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER][/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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