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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 959760" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">A Knock on the Door</span></span></strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... To find two</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">sheriff deputy's standing there.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked. "Why yes," the old man replied"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">for 48 years."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The old man pulled a picture out of his wallet and handed it to the officers.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">They looked it over and handed it back to him.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">"Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck."</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'">she's a great cook."</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 959760, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]A Knock on the Door[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]An old man goes to answer a knock at the door one evening.... To find two sheriff deputy's standing there. "Sir, are you married?" One deputy asked. "Why yes," the old man replied" for 48 years." "Do you have a photograph of your wife sir?" the second deputy questioned. The old man pulled a picture out of his wallet and handed it to the officers.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=arial][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=arial]They looked it over and handed it back to him. "Sir, I'm sorry but it looks like your wife has been hit by a truck." The old man says, "I know sir, but she's got a wonderful personality and she's a great cook."[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=arial] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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