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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 962059" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 10px">~ A Word Well Used...</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">To all you Lexiphiles ... (those who love playing on words)</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* To write with a broken pencil is pointless. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> shaky ground. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* The batteries were given out free of charge. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* A will is a dead giveaway. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> miner. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* A boiled egg is hard to beat. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> resisting a rest. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> He's all right now. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> count that votes. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* He had a photographic memory which was never developed. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> end. *</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px">* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"> dye. *</span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 962059, member: 1246"] [SIZE=2]~ A Word Well Used... To all you Lexiphiles ... (those who love playing on words) * To write with a broken pencil is pointless. * * When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate. * * A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. * * When the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A. * * The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground. * * The batteries were given out free of charge. * * A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. * * A will is a dead giveaway. * * If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed. * * With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. * * Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner. * * You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. * * Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under. * * A boiled egg is hard to beat. * * When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall. * * Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. * * Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. * * If you take a laptop computer for a run you could jog your memory. * * A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. * * In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes. * * When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. * * The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered. * * He had a photographic memory which was never developed. * * Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. * * When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye. * [/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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