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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 963869" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><span style="font-size: 18px">Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: </span></em> </p><p></p><p><em><span style="color: black">IF-</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">3. You have more wives than teeth. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">10. Your cousin is president of the United States . </span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span> </em><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: black">You may be a Muslim</span></em> </p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: black">You Have a Nice Day Now...You Hear?</span></strong></p> </p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p><p><span style="color: black"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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