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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 964302" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 964302, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ... The difference between the Pope and your boss...the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone. The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you're in the bathroom. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can. Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex. As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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