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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 968680" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><span style="color: #C00000"><strong>TWO OF THE YEAR'S BEST COMEBACK RESPONSES</strong> </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: red">Number 1:</span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility ..... </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'Officer, who provided this description?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'The officer who responded to the scene.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'Yes, sir. With my life.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'Yes sir, we do!' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'And do you have a locker in the room?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'Yes, sir, I do.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'And do you have a lock on your locker?'</span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'Yes, sir.' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Q: 'Now, why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?' </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">A: 'You see, sir, we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room.'</span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">The courtroom EXPLODED with laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's 'Best Comeback' line -- and we think he'll win.</span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: red">Number 2: </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">Now We Know Why He Was a General ----- </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">In an recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. </span></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: #C00000">The General said, <u>"I believe that forgiving them is God's function... OUR job is to arrange the meeting."</u></span></strong></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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