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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 969156" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Question and Answer Time..........</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk, he offers question time.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Walter," responds the little boy.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"And what is your question, Walter?"</span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"I have four questions:</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">actually gotten worse?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">America is not allowed to drill for oil?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">they will continue after recess.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Steve," he responds.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"And what is your question, Steve?"</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">Actually, I have two questions.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'">"Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 969156, member: 1246"] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]Question and Answer Time..........[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk, he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif]"Walter," responds the little boy. "And what is your question, Walter?"[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=black][FONT=sans-serif] "I have four questions: "First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress? "Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse? "Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs? "Fourth, Why are we lending $ to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?" Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name. "Steve," he responds. "And what is your question, Steve?" Actually, I have two questions. "First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early? "Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"[/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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