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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 969472" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">The Top Ten Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If Written by College Students:</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">10).Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">9).Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">8).Forbidden fruit would have been eaten only because it wasn't dining hall food.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">7).Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the Romans.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">6).Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">5).The place where the end of the world occurs.... not the Plains of Armageddon, but Finals.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">4).Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">3).Reason why Moses and followers wandered in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">2).Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">1).Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 969472, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]The Top Ten Ways the Bible Would Have Been Different If Written by College Students: 10).Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and Chips 9).Ten Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten. 8).Forbidden fruit would have been eaten only because it wasn't dining hall food. 7).Paul's Letters to the Romans become Paul's E-Mail to the Romans. 6).Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates. 5).The place where the end of the world occurs.... not the Plains of Armageddon, but Finals. 4).Book of Armaments would be in there somewhere. 3).Reason why Moses and followers wandered in desert for 40 years: They didn't want to ask directions and look like a Freshman. 2).Tower of Babel blamed for Foreign Language requirement. 1).Instead of creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, God would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter and hoped no one noticed. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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