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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 972633" data-attributes="member: 1246">&quot;Advice To Dumb Criminals&quot; (based on what other dumb criminals have done)...........If you plan to commit a crime and run from the police on foot... *Do* pick a more subtle color to wear than bright yellow pants.When you go on a burglary spree *Do* ensure you have enough gas in your vehicle to drive away from your crime scene.If you are going to steal a car *Do* pick one that will blend in traffic better than a pearl white six door limo.*Don&#039;t* repeat the question that the officer just asked. It&#039;s considered a stall technique and it gives away the fact you are getting ready to lie through your teeth.*Do* pick an alias you can spell before you lie to the police about your name.*Do* come up with something better to say than, &quot;These aren&#039;t my pants&quot; when the officer finds dope or any other contraband in your pocket.If you are going to jump into a stranger&#039;s fenced back yard *Do* make sure a police K-9 vehicle is not parked in the driveway.If you leave your pants, car, and ID at a crime scene, the cops *Will* probably be able to figure out who dunnit.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 972633, member: 1246"] "Advice To Dumb Criminals" (based on what other dumb criminals have done)........... If you plan to commit a crime and run from the police on foot... *Do* pick a more subtle color to wear than bright yellow pants. When you go on a burglary spree *Do* ensure you have enough gas in your vehicle to drive away from your crime scene. If you are going to steal a car *Do* pick one that will blend in traffic better than a pearl white six door limo. *Don't* repeat the question that the officer just asked. It's considered a stall technique and it gives away the fact you are getting ready to lie through your teeth. *Do* pick an alias you can spell before you lie to the police about your name. *Do* come up with something better to say than, "These aren't my pants" when the officer finds dope or any other contraband in your pocket. If you are going to jump into a stranger's fenced back yard *Do* make sure a police K-9 vehicle is not parked in the driveway. If you leave your pants, car, and ID at a crime scene, the cops *Will* probably be able to figure out who dunnit. [/QUOTE]

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