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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 973164" data-attributes="member: 1246">Highly Illogical Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren&#039;t going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic. &quot;What&#039;s logic?&quot; asked Bubba. The professor answered, &quot;Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?&quot; &quot;I sure do,&quot; answered the redneck. &quot;Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,&quot; replied the professor. &quot;That&#039;s real good,&quot; the redneck responded in awe. The professor continued, &quot;Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house.&quot; Impressed, the redneck shouted, &quot;AMAZIN&#039;!&quot; &quot;And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife.&quot; &quot;Betty Mae! This is incredible!&quot; &quot;Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,&quot; said the professor. &quot;You&#039;re absolutely right! Why, that&#039;s the most fascinatin&#039; thing I ever heard of! I cain&#039;t wait to take this here logic class.&quot; Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. &quot;So, what classes are ya takin?&quot; he asks. &quot;Math, history and logic,&quot; replies Bubba. Cooter says, &quot;What in tarnation is logic?&quot; &quot;Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?&quot; &quot;No.&quot; &quot;You&#039;re a queer, ain&#039;t ya?&quot; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 973164, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Highly Illogical [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history and logic. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"What's logic?" asked Bubba. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-whacker?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"I sure do," answered the redneck. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"That's real good," the redneck responded in awe. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Impressed, the redneck shouted, "AMAZIN'!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"Betty Mae! This is incredible!" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"You're absolutely right! Why, that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of! I cain't wait to take this here logic class." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where Cooter is still waiting. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"So, what classes are ya takin?" he asks. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"Math, history and logic," replies Bubba. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Cooter says, "What in tarnation is logic?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"No." [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]"You're a queer, ain't ya?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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