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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 973979" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: purple">As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's-ass. It's the tortoise life for me!</span></p><p><span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple">1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple">4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple">And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so.</span></p><p><span style="color: purple"></span></p><p><span style="color: purple">I'm retired. Go around me.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 973979, member: 1246"] [COLOR=purple]As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, and I rapidly realized that I don't really give a rat's-ass. It's the tortoise life for me! 1. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal. 2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, only drinks water, and is fat. 3. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. 4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. And you tell me to exercise! I don't think so. I'm retired. Go around me.[/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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