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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 976106" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">*Signs Your SUV Is Too Big*</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ Your garage is larger than your house.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing."</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ Before you go out, you have to file for a parade permit.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 976106, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]*Signs Your SUV Is Too Big* ~ The last time you took your kids to a Monster Truck pull the parking attendants directed you right onto the stadium racetrack. ~ When you replaced your tires, Goodyear stock went up five dollars a share for the quarter. ~ Your garage is larger than your house. ~ One of those "Oversize Load" escort trucks has to precede you down the interstate. ~ Your kids refer to riding the bus to school as "downsizing." ~ Before you go out, you have to file for a parade permit. ~ You're the first one in your neighborhood to own a 2004 Halliburton-Rolling House S-Class twin-turbo. ~ It has its own gravitational field and has drawn a Geo Metro into orbit. ~ There are two successful Starbucks franchises located in the back. ~ It doubles as a carport for your Taurus. ~ It's great for soccer moms, since the back seat folds down into an entire field, complete with goals. ~ You need a Sherpa and an oxygen tank to reach the driver's seat. ~ Your buddy riding shotgun is in a different time zone. ~ Mortgage payment = $2200. Texaco card payment = $2201. ~ You get a letter from Hans Blix demanding that it be dismantled immediately because it qualifies as a WMD. ~ The fuel gauge doubles as a fan. [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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