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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 980694" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Who is Mightiest</span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Later, the lion confronts a wild beast and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The terrified wild beast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 980694, member: 1246"] [CENTER][B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Who is Mightiest [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion! [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Later, the lion confronts a wild beast and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The terrified wild beast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?" [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion feeling like it'd been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomps on the lion till it looks like a corn tortilla and ambles away. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][B]The lion lets out a moan of pain, lifts his head weakly and hollers after the elephant, "Just because you don't know the answer, you don't have to get so upset about it!"[/B][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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