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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 985095" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><em>These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)</em></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">2. I would not allow this student to breed.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favourite...)</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">7. This child has been working with glue too much.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.</span></span><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 985095, member: 1246"] [COLOR=red][FONT="Tahoma"][B][I]These are actual comments made on students' report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded (but, boy, are these funny!)[/I][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 1. Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 2. I would not allow this student to breed.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 3. Your child has delusions of adequacy.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 4. Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. (my favourite...)[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 5. Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 6. The student has a 'full six-pack' but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 7. This child has been working with glue too much.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 8. When your daughter's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 9. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming..[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 10. If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 11. It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT][COLOR=navy][FONT="Tahoma"] 12. The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.[/FONT][/COLOR][FONT="Tahoma"] [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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