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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 986160" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,</strong></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">"What are you doing?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want</strong></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, beforeyou jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best</strong></span></span><strong><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You couldbe famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"</span></span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><strong>The authorities think she may have been pushed.</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 986160, member: 1246"] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a woman about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says,[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]"What are you doing?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]While he didn't want to appear insensitive, he didn't want[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]to miss an opportunity either, so he asked... "Well, beforeyou jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]So she does... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][B][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial]kiss I've ever had! That's a real talent you are wasting. You couldbe famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl........"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][B]The authorities think she may have been pushed.[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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