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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 986988" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><em><u><span style="color: black">Children Are Quick </span></u></em></strong><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">____________________________________ </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Why are you late?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">STUDENT: Class started before I got here.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">____________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">__________________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: No, that's wrong </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">(I Love this child) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">____________________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">DONALD: H I J K L M N O. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: What are you talking about? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">__________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">that we didn't have ten years ago. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">WINNIE: Me! </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">__________________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">_______________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">MILLIE: I is.. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">but also admitted it. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">______________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">______________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Did you copy his? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">(I want to adopt this kid!!!) </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">___________________________________ </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">HAROLD: A teacher </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 986988, member: 1246"] [B][I][U][COLOR=black]Children Are Quick [/COLOR][/U][/I][/B][B][COLOR=black] ____________________________________ [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]TEACHER: Why are you late? STUDENT: Class started before I got here.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. (I Love this child) ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand..... ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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