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<blockquote data-quote="Buck Fifty" data-source="post: 989888" data-attributes="member: 34917">I was sitting at the bar the other day, when 3 midgets walk in and all were depressed. I asked them what the problem was. The 1st one raised his hands in the air and said my hands are so small, It just makes me miserable.The 2nd one popped up on the stool next to me and showed me his feet, he said his feet were so small that he could hardly walk with them.I looked at the 3rd one and asked him what his problem was.The 3rd midget&#039;s head just sunk and he said that his pecker was too small and it has always depressed him.I felt bad for the 3 guys, but i thought I might be able to help them feel good about themselves.I mention that the Guinness Book of World records was across the street and they should go see if in fact they could make something positive out of there deficiencies.They all three perked up and ran out the place. About a 1/2 hr later the 1st&nbsp; runs back in all excited and announced that they measured his hands and he had the smallest hands in the world. So I bought him a drink and congratulated him.Right then the 2nd one flew back in and yelled to everybody that he was now somebody because he had the smallest feet in the world. So I bought him a drink and congratulated him.About that time the 3rd one walks in madder than a hornet, ready to kick someones butt. I said damn little dude what wrong with you.He looks up and announces, he don&#039;t know who this UpstateNY guy is, but he ever meets him , he&#039;s gonna kick his a@@.These are all in good fun riigghht !!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Buck Fifty, post: 989888, member: 34917"] I was sitting at the bar the other day, when 3 midgets walk in and all were depressed. I asked them what the problem was. The 1st one raised his hands in the air and said my hands are so small, It just makes me miserable. The 2nd one popped up on the stool next to me and showed me his feet, he said his feet were so small that he could hardly walk with them. I looked at the 3rd one and asked him what his problem was. The 3rd midget's head just sunk and he said that his pecker was too small and it has always depressed him. I felt bad for the 3 guys, but i thought I might be able to help them feel good about themselves. I mention that the Guinness Book of World records was across the street and they should go see if in fact they could make something positive out of there deficiencies. They all three perked up and ran out the place. About a 1/2 hr later the 1st runs back in all excited and announced that they measured his hands and he had the smallest hands in the world. So I bought him a drink and congratulated him. Right then the 2nd one flew back in and yelled to everybody that he was now somebody because he had the smallest feet in the world. So I bought him a drink and congratulated him. About that time the 3rd one walks in madder than a hornet, ready to kick someones butt. I said damn little dude what wrong with you. He looks up and announces, he don't know who this UpstateNY guy is, but he ever meets him , he's gonna kick his a@@. These are all in good fun riigghht !!! [/QUOTE]

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