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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 990028" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>He Said To Me!</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. </strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and fart</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>I said to him . .....</strong></span></span></span></strong> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: olive"><span style="color: olive"><strong>Turn sideways and look in the mirror!</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: purple"><span style="color: purple"><strong>I said to him ... . They don't have time.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><strong>I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: navy"><span style="color: navy"><strong>I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><strong>I said. . .. A widow.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>He said to me.... Why are <u>married</u> women heavier than <u>single</u> women?</strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. </strong></span></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.</strong></span></span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: black"><span style="color: black"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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