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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 995388" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Having nothing to say has never stopped most people from saying it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My life is like a fairy tale. It’s Grimm.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">My life coach just benched me.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’d live my life in the fast lane but I’m married to a speed bump.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Drive defensively. Buy a tank.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it.<br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If all else fails, lower your standards.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked.</li> </ul><p></p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgement.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You really are as pretty as a picture. I’d like to hang you.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning.<br /> <br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Mimes walk the walk but never talk the talk.<br /> <br /> </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> <br /> </li> </ul></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 995388, member: 1246"] [LIST] [*]Having nothing to say has never stopped most people from saying it. [*] [*]My life is like a fairy tale. It’s Grimm. [*] [*]Most stress is caused by three things; family, money and family with no money. [*]You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice. [*]I know alcohol is never the answer, but it’s always my best guess. [*] [*]My life coach just benched me. [*] [*]I’d live my life in the fast lane but I’m married to a speed bump. [*]Drive defensively. Buy a tank. [*]I have a natural beauty. But time is doing unnatural things to it. [*]If all else fails, lower your standards. [*]A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are a little half cracked. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]While I may not always return the affection of those who like me, I always admire their good judgement. [*]If you can’t laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. [*]You really are as pretty as a picture. I’d like to hang you. [*]The only time I ever nap is after hitting the snooze button. I took 32 naps this morning. [*]Mimes walk the walk but never talk the talk. [*] [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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