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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 999492" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #cc0000">Lunch With The Girls</span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the martinis were big, and the waiters wore tight pants and had nice buns.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and they served fish which is good for your cholesterol. </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the lighting was good, and the restaurant had a senior citizen discounts. </span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.</span></strong></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because they had never been there before.</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 999492, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Arial][COLOR=#cc0000]Lunch With The Girls[/COLOR][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]A group of 15-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Dairy Queen, next door to the Ocean View restaurant, because they had only $6.00 among them and Brad Johnson, the cute boy in Social Studies, lived on that street.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 25-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the beer was cheap, the restaurant offered free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover charge, and there were lots of cute guys.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 35-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the cosmos were good, it was right near the gym and, if they went late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little kids. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 45-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the martinis were big, and the waiters wore tight pants and had nice buns.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 55-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the prices were reasonable, the wine list was good, the restaurant had windows that opened (in case of hot flashes), and they served fish which is good for your cholesterol. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 65-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the lighting was good, and the restaurant had a senior citizen discounts. [/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 75-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because the food was not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped-accessible.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial]10 years later, the group of 85-year-old girlfriends discussed where to meet for dinner. Finally, they agreed to meet at the Ocean View restaurant, because they had never been there before.[/FONT][/B][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/B][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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