Horse Semen

[Analbumcover]

3 giant kegs of it rolling around in the back of my pc for 60 stops until I offloaded it at a farm.

Every bump, every turn I could hear the metal clang of the containers and was afraid they would burst open into a deluge of white, frothy equine reproductive soup that would sweep the car away.


Best part was when I dropped it off, the woman comes out and says "oh you brought me the good stuff!"

I sure hope its for the mares....

I love having a country route.

 

[Knothead]

Has @Indecisi0n switched to high test?

 

[Babagounj]

Had some 5 gal buckets of that stuff sitting in storage at the CC.
It was address to go to Colorado from Calif. , what the heck was it doing in Mass ?
Some really dumb people had to make many mistakes for that to happen .

 

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3 giant kegs of it rolling around in the back of my pc for 60 stops until I offloaded it at a farm.

Every bump, every turn I could hear the metal clang of the containers and was afraid they would burst open into a deluge of white, frothy equine reproductive soup that would sweep the car away.


Best part was when I dropped it off, the woman comes out and says "oh you brought me the good stuff!"

I sure hope its for the mares....

I love having a country route.

I used to have that too. I just grabbed some ratchet straps that I grabbed off the road. After someone lost them. Had mechanic drill a couple holes in the ribs to hold them still. Problem solved. Country routes are the best. Cheers

 

[Brownslave688]

3 giant kegs of it rolling around in the back of my pc for 60 stops until I offloaded it at a farm.

Every bump, every turn I could hear the metal clang of the containers and was afraid they would burst open into a deluge of white, frothy equine reproductive soup that would sweep the car away.


Best part was when I dropped it off, the woman comes out and says "oh you brought me the good stuff!"

I sure hope its for the mares....

I love having a country route.

You know all that's in there is tiny little straws of semen right?

 

[over9five]

You know all that's in there is tiny little straws of semen right?

Actually.... I'm hoping he doesn't know....

 

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You know all that's in there is tiny little straws of semen right?

Yeah. But, a visual of a big foam of horse semen bubbling out as you open the bulk head is better .

 

[Brownslave688]

Actually.... I'm hoping he doesn't know....

Any farmer would know...

 

[PT Car Washer]

Any farmer would know...

Or rancher.

 

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Any farmer would know...

I actually have watched the vet shove his arm up to his shoulder. To insemenate the mayers. He asked me to do it once. I declined

 

[Brownslave688]

I actually have watched the vet shove his arm up to his shoulder. To insemenate the mayers. He asked me to do it once. I declined

Try getting up in there to pull a calf.....

 

[Analbumcover]

Actually.... I'm hoping he doesn't know....

If there's one thing I know positively nothing about, it's farming. Specifically equine breeding practices.

And how to transport semen.

 

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Try getting up in there to pull a calf.....

Grew up on a beef farm. Yanked out plenty of calves.

 

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If there's one thing I know positively nothing about, it's farming. Specifically equine breeding practices.

And how to transport semen.

Go to Mike rowe /dirty jobs. He does it on cows. Almost the same as equine

 

[PT Car Washer]

In my building we call them sperm buckets and are usually for hogs or cattle. They tip over and the top comes off and the liquid nitrogen or whatever they use boils out and can be kind of spectacular if you are not used to it.

 

[Brownslave688]

If there's one thing I know positively nothing about, it's farming. Specifically equine breeding practices.

And how to transport semen.

That's all that's in there is some of those.

 

[KingofFluff]

 

[Brownslave688]

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Same size straw that your wife gets...

 

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The interesting part is how they collect it. Now hiring Super Fluffers

 

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