If you're gonna tell me how to do the job, DON'T retire down here

[FilingBluesFL]

So I pull up to a crappy trailer the other day, in an all trailer park neighborhood.

A wonderful Northerner decides to come out and shirtlessly greet me.


"Hey, ya know you move 'bout fast as dem guys up in Michigan."

"What?"

"If it was me dooeen this route, Idda be done by now!"

"Oh, I see, well you're welcome to step up to the plate and take care of the rest of this yourself."

"Man, I'd have this done by 5pm, done by 5! This is so easy, so easy! I'dda be done by now! But now I'm retired, I got these problems with my shoulders and back, but I'd still be done!"


Ohhhh, I see. A runner gunner, who's now retired and has permanent physical problems, is going to tell ME, that he can do the job faster, and would be done by now... and is also bitching about being somewhat disabled from not working safe.

Nice job, dude.

Please, don't retire down here if you're gonna jive me for working safe so I don't end up all messed up and walking bent over at the end.

Seriously, go elsewhere.

I didn't think Dave was retired already.....

 

[Brownslave688]

Probably a sup

 

[oldngray]

Probably a former FedEx driver.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Did he have a good body?

 

[oldngray]

What are his socks like?

 

[Jackburton]

Were you there dropping off a Restoration Hardware book he'll be using to furnish his trailer?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Just tell him to have a nice day! and that you are making $48+ hr. Overtime!

 

[Richard Harrow]

Retired from this job and living in a trailer park?

Yep. This guy can probably offer you some really sound advice.

 

[olroadbeech]

retired people are the most boring. reliving their glory days. im in feeder so I have to listen to retired , obese, truckers telling me I couldn't do the job they did without power steering, engine brakes and everything else.

im never retiring. i'll retire from here but will continue working somewhere fun part-time.

 

[cachsux]

I would never tell you your job but ,no offense ,I won't be moving to FL either.

 

[Johney]

I would never tell you your job but ,no offense ,I won't be moving to FL either.

When I retire I'm leaving Fla.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

When I retire I'm leaving Fla.

Moving next door,to Upstate??

 

[Johney]

Moving next door,to Upstate??

He's gotta have someone help him cross the street.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

He's gotta have someone help him cross the street.

You two,will make a cute couple (of something)

 

[Anonymous 11]

You should have asked him if you could have his old ups socks.

 

[Johney]

You two,will make a cute couple (of something)

Better yet I'm going to move to New York and drive slow in the fast lane. Just like they do here.

 

[ZQXC]

Better yet I'm going to move to New York and drive slow in the fast lane. Just like they do here.

Also, be sure to put your bare feet up on the dash. WTF?

 

[boyo1991]

Fedex guys fer sure lol

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[Operational needs]

Better yet I'm going to move to New York and drive slow in the fast lane. Just like they do here.

I asked a guy from NYC why they do that. He said because they're not used to driving on the highway and get scared. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

Don't they teach people in NY the slowest people should stay in the left lane?