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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1253315" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>PUNS.............</p><p> </p><p>What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint.</p><p> </p><p>He had a photographic memory that was never developed.</p><p> </p><p>What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady"</p><p> </p><p>Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience.</p><p> </p><p>Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.</p><p> </p><p>What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan.</p><p> </p><p>Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper.</p><p> </p><p>The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled.</p><p> </p><p>I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1253315, member: 1246"] PUNS............. What kind of coat can be put on only when wet? A coat of paint. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. What musical is about a train conductor? "My Fare, Lady" Packing up and relocating to a new home can be a moving experience. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted. What jumps from cake to cake and smells of almonds? Tarzipan. Why did the little fella sleep on the chandelier? Because he was a light sleeper. The truth may ring out like a bell, but it is seldom ever tolled. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way [/QUOTE]
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