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<blockquote data-quote="Operational needs" data-source="post: 1260778" data-attributes="member: 43500">A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What&#039;s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I&#039;m also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn&#039;t know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you&#039;ve known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I&#039;m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma&#039;am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he&#039;s drunk.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Operational needs, post: 1260778, member: 43500"] A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What's the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light. Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light! Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt. Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car. Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt. Man: Shut your mouth, woman! Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way? Wife: No, only when he's drunk. [/QUOTE]

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