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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1271149" data-attributes="member: 1246">THINGS YOU WISH YOU&#039;D HEAR...&nbsp;1. From your auto mechanic:&nbsp;&quot;That part is much less expensive than I thought.&quot;&quot;I&#039;ve never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do.&quot;&quot;You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street.&quot;&quot;It was just a loose wire - No charge.&quot;&nbsp;2. From a store clerk:&quot;The computerized cash register is down. I&#039;ll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper.&quot;&quot;We&#039;re sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We&#039;ll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer.&quot;&nbsp;3. From a contractor:&quot;Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing.&quot;&quot;I think I came in a little high on that estimate.&quot;&nbsp;4. From a dentist:&quot;I think you&#039;re flossing too much.&quot;&quot;I won&#039;t ask any questions until I take the drill out of your mouth.&quot;&nbsp;5. From a restaurant server:&quot;I think it&#039;s presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it&#039;s Tom.&quot;&quot;I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1271149, member: 1246"] THINGS YOU WISH YOU'D HEAR... 1. From your auto mechanic: "That part is much less expensive than I thought." "I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do." "You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street." "It was just a loose wire - No charge." 2. From a store clerk: "The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper." "We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer." 3. From a contractor: "Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing." "I think I came in a little high on that estimate." 4. From a dentist: "I think you're flossing too much." "I won't ask any questions until I take the drill out of your mouth." 5. From a restaurant server: "I think it's presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it's Tom." "I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip." [/QUOTE]

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