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<blockquote data-quote="realbrown1" data-source="post: 1282140" data-attributes="member: 46221"><p>A Man received the following text from his neighbor:</p><p></p><p>I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.</p><p></p><p>The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, an...d without a word, shot his wife and killed her.</p><p></p><p>A few moments later, a second text came in:</p><p></p><p>Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="realbrown1, post: 1282140, member: 46221"] A Man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, an...d without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife". [/QUOTE]
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