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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1285428" data-attributes="member: 1246">Men Are Just Happier People......&nbsp;NICKNAMES If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman.MONEY A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn&#039;t need but it&#039;s on sale.&nbsp;BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman&#039;s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.&nbsp;ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.&nbsp;FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.&nbsp;MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn&#039;t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won&#039;t change, but she does.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1285428, member: 1246"] [B]Men Are Just Happier People...... NICKNAMES [/B] If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman. [B]MONEY [/B] A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale. [B]BATHROOMS [/B] A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel. The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. [B]ARGUMENTS [/B] A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. [B]FUTURE [/B] A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. [B]MARRIAGE [/B] A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. [/QUOTE]

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