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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1289095" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The Devil said to the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked,</strong></p><p><strong>"So, what's the catch?"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1289095, member: 1246"] [B]An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.[/B] [B]The Devil said to the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you.[/B] [B]You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life.[/B] [B]Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money.[/B] [B]All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners."[/B] [B]The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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