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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1293921" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, "I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining."</p><p> </p><p>The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, saying derisively, "We don't care what you think. What do you know?"</p><p> </p><p>The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied, "Then I may as well leave the witness stand. Since I'm not a lawyer, I can't talk without thinking."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1293921, member: 1246"] A slightly unsure witness to a car crash kept saying things like, "I think the light was yellow," or, "I think it was still raining." The cross-examining lawyer interrupted, saying derisively, "We don't care what you think. What do you know?" The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied, "Then I may as well leave the witness stand. Since I'm not a lawyer, I can't talk without thinking." [/QUOTE]
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