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<blockquote data-quote="bottomups" data-source="post: 1331206" data-attributes="member: 29452"><p><strong>A soldier ran up to a nun.</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The nun replied, 'He went that way.'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The nun said, 'I understand completely.'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !! </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bottomups, post: 1331206, member: 29452"] [B]A soldier ran up to a nun.[/B] [B]Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'[/B] [B]The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'[/B] [B]The nun replied, 'He went that way.'[/B] [B]After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq ..'[/B] [B]The nun said, 'I understand completely.'[/B] [B]The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'[/B] [B]The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either !! [/B] [/QUOTE]
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