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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1416834" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Spelling Drill</strong></p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before'.</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The teacher says, “No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Another little boy stands up and says, “Before, B-E-friend-O-O-R.”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Again the teacher says, “No, that's wrong.” The teacher asks, “Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Little Johnny stands up and says, “Before, B-E-friend-O-R-E.”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>“Excellent, Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?”</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Little Johnny says, “That's easy. Two plus two be fore.”</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1416834, member: 1246"] [B]Spelling Drill[/B] [B]A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before'. [/B] [B]He stands up and says, “Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.” [/B] [B]The teacher says, “No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?” [/B] [B]Another little boy stands up and says, “Before, B-E-friend-O-O-R.” [/B] [B]Again the teacher says, “No, that's wrong.” The teacher asks, “Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?” [/B] [B]Little Johnny stands up and says, “Before, B-E-friend-O-R-E.” [/B] [B]“Excellent, Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?” [/B] [B]Little Johnny says, “That's easy. Two plus two be fore.”[/B] [/QUOTE]
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