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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1418646" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>My Building Permit:</p><p></p><p></p><p>Some have asked what I've been doing inretirement.Well, I applied for a building</p><p>permit for a new house.</p><p></p><p></p><p>It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ftwide,with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and</p><p>windowsall over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.</p><p>It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint itshot green with pink trim. The City</p><p>Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!”</p><p></p><p></p><p>So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."Work starts on Monday. And here is</p><p>the best part, it's going to be tax exempt!</p><p></p><p></p><p>I love this country.It’s the government that scares me.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1418646, member: 1246"] My Building Permit: Some have asked what I've been doing inretirement.Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ftwide,with 12 gun turrets at various heights, and windowsall over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking for 200 cars, and I was going to paint itshot green with pink trim. The City Council told me; “Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!” So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a "Mosque."Work starts on Monday. And here is the best part, it's going to be tax exempt! I love this country.It’s the government that scares me. [/QUOTE]
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