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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1437037" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong> Keeping It A Secret</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me. The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room. One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," I told him.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels." </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1437037, member: 1246"] [B] Keeping It A Secret[/B] [B]As chaplain in a university residence hall, I am supposed to uphold all of the school rules, which include a ban on pets. That changed when a kitten adopted me. The freshmen in my dorm kept my secret. They covered for me by calling my kitten "the Book," since I had so many in my room. One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kitten in a carrier.[/B] [B]A student stopped me and asked, "Where are you taking the Book?"[/B] [B]I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet. "She's getting neutered today," I told him.[/B] [B]"Hmmm," the student responded, "no sequels." [/B] [/QUOTE]
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