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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1437300" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Subject: Need help missing wife</strong></p><p></p><p>A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife:</p><p></p><p>Husband : I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : What is her height ?</p><p></p><p> Husband : Oh, 5 something . . .</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : Build?</p><p></p><p> Husband : Not slim, not really fat.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : Color of eyes?</p><p></p><p> Husband : Never noticed.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : Color of hair?</p><p></p><p> Husband : Changes according to season.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : What was she wearing?</p><p></p><p> Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : Did she go in a car?</p><p></p><p> Husband : yes.</p><p></p><p> Sergeant : What kind of car was it?</p><p></p><p> Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... </p><p></p><p>Sergeant : Don't worry, sir.......We'll find your car.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1437300, member: 1246"] [B]Subject: Need help missing wife[/B] A husband went to the police station to report his missing wife: Husband : I've lost my wife. She went shopping yesterday and has still not come home. Sergeant : What is her height ? Husband : Oh, 5 something . . . Sergeant : Build? Husband : Not slim, not really fat. Sergeant : Color of eyes? Husband : Never noticed. Sergeant : Color of hair? Husband : Changes according to season. Sergeant : What was she wearing? Husband : Dress/suit/blue jeans -- I don't remember exactly. Sergeant : Did she go in a car? Husband : yes. Sergeant : What kind of car was it? Husband : 2015 Corvette Stingray 3LT with the Z51Performance Package, shark gray metallic paint, with the 6.2 litre V8 engine with Direct Injection generating 460 HP. 8-speed paddle-shift automatic transmission, and GT bucket seats, and has a very thin scratch on the front left door... Sergeant : Don't worry, sir.......We'll find your car. [/QUOTE]
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