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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1450465" data-attributes="member: 1246">Biblical Bloopers - IIWhat follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students:~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus- in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption.~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head.~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before- they do one to you. He also explained, &quot;Man doth not live by sweat alone.&quot;~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance.~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles.~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan.~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1450465, member: 1246"] Biblical Bloopers - II What follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students: ~ When the three wise guys from the East Side arrived, they found Jesus- in the manager. Jesus was born because Mary had an emaculate contraption. ~ St. John, the Blacksmith, dumped water on his head. ~ Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before- they do one to you. He also explained, "Man doth not live by sweat alone." ~ It was a miracle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone off the entrance. ~ The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels. ~ A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony. ~ The epistles were the wives of the apostles. ~ One of the opossums was St. Matthew, who was by profession a taximan. ~ When Mary heard that she was the Mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta. ~ St. Paul cavorted to Christianity. He preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage. [/QUOTE]

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