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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1451243" data-attributes="member: 1246"><a href="http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/pictures/picture_drinking_philosophy.htm" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/animations/mosquito_md_wht.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></a>A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.&nbsp; The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, &#039;Now spit out all that you swallowed.&#039;</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1451243, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4][B][URL='http://www.guy-sports.com/humor/pictures/picture_drinking_philosophy.htm'][IMG]http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/animations/mosquito_md_wht.gif[/IMG][/URL][/B][/SIZE] A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas. The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly. [LIST] [*]The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass. [*]The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass. [*]The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne. [*]The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all. [*]The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne. [*]The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. [*]The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass. [*]The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish. [*]The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman [*]The American sued the restaurant and claimed $50 million in compensation. [*]The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, 'Now spit out all that you swallowed.' [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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