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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1452902" data-attributes="member: 1246">(thanks, Eric)EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDERNumber&nbsp; 8Life is sexually transmitted.Number&nbsp; 7Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.Number&nbsp; 6Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.&nbsp; They can&#039;t tell them apart.&nbsp; If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.Number&nbsp; 5Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.&nbsp; Teach a person to use the Internet and they won&#039;t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.Number&nbsp; 4Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.Number&nbsp; 3All of us could take a lesson from the weather.&nbsp; It pays no attention to criticism.Number&nbsp; 2&nbsp;In the 60&#039;s, people took acid to make the world weird.&nbsp; Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.And The Number 1 ThoughtLife is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers&nbsp; —&nbsp; What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.... and as someone recently said to me:&nbsp;&quot;Don&#039;t&nbsp; worry about old age -- It doesn&#039;t last that long.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1452902, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=1](thanks, Eric)[/SIZE] EIGHT THOUGHTS TO PONDER [/B] Number 8 Life is sexually transmitted. Number 7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Number 6 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich. Number 5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years. Number 4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing. Number 3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. And The Number 1 Thought Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers — What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. ... and as someone recently said to me: "Don't worry about old age -- It doesn't last that long." [/QUOTE]

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