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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1453456" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Senior Texting.......</p><p></p><p>An older couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones.</p><p></p><p>The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted:</p><p></p><p>If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.</p><p></p><p>If you are laughing, send me your smile.</p><p></p><p>If you are eating, send me a bite.</p><p></p><p>If you are drinking, send me a sip.</p><p></p><p>If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.</p><p></p><p>The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back:</p><p></p><p>I'm on the toilet.</p><p></p><p>Please advise.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1453456, member: 1246"] Senior Texting....... An older couple finally learned how to send and receive texts on their cell phones. The wife, being a romantic at heart, decided one day that she'd send her husband a text while she was out of the house having coffee with a friend. She texted: If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you. The husband, being a no-nonsense sort of guy, texted back: I'm on the toilet. Please advise. [/QUOTE]
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