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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1460544" data-attributes="member: 1246">We May Be Too Late...One hot sunny summer day, Tim and Don decided to go and spend the day fishing at the lake. They sat on the dock, enjoying the perfect weather and watching a speed boat pulling a water skier back and forth across the lake. Tim and Don, being friendly sorts, waved at the skier but when the skier tried to wave back he lost his hold on the tow line and went down hard. The two friends jumped to their feet in horror and waited for the skier to surface. But the skier&#039;s life jacket came up without him. Feeling responsible for the fall, Tim and Don both dove in and swam out to try and save him. After several fruitless dives they finally found the body lying on the bottom of the lake and pulled him to shore. They started CPR, Tim doing compressions and Don giving mouth to mouth. All of the sudden, Don stopped blowing and started to gag. Tim, noticing Don had stopped, yelled, &quot;Why are you stopping?! We have to save this guy!&quot; Don replied, &quot;The guy WAS water skiing right?&quot; &quot;Well yeah. We both saw him. Why?&quot; &quot;Because THIS guy is wearing ice skates...&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1460544, member: 1246"] We May Be Too Late... [B]One hot sunny summer day, Tim and Don decided to go and spend the day fishing at the lake. They sat on the dock, enjoying the perfect weather and watching a speed boat pulling a water skier back and forth across the lake. [/B] [B]Tim and Don, being friendly sorts, waved at the skier but when the skier tried to wave back he lost his hold on the tow line and went down hard. [/B] [B]The two friends jumped to their feet in horror and waited for the skier to surface. But the skier's life jacket came up without him. Feeling responsible for the fall, Tim and Don both dove in and swam out to try and save him. [/B] [B]After several fruitless dives they finally found the body lying on the bottom of the lake and pulled him to shore. They started CPR, Tim doing compressions and Don giving mouth to mouth. [/B] [B]All of the sudden, Don stopped blowing and started to gag. [/B] [B]Tim, noticing Don had stopped, yelled, "Why are you stopping?! We have to save this guy!" [/B] [B]Don replied, "The guy WAS water skiing right?" [/B] [B]"Well yeah. We both saw him. Why?" [/B] [B]"Because THIS guy is wearing ice skates..."[/B] [/QUOTE]

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