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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1462180" data-attributes="member: 1246">The Italian GolferSilvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, &#039;how do you stay in such great physical condition?&#039;I&#039;m Italian and I am a golfer,&#039; says Silvio, &#039;and that&#039;s why I&#039;m in such good shape. I&#039;m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.I have a glass of vino, and all is well.&#039; &quot;&#039;Well&#039; says the doctor, &#039;I&#039;m sure that helps, but there&#039;s got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?&#039;&#039;Who said my Father&#039;s dead?&#039;The doctor is amazed. &#039;You mean you&#039;re 80 years old and your Father&#039;s still alive. How old is he?&#039;&#039;He&#039;s 100 years old,&#039; says Silvio. &#039;In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that&#039;s why he&#039;s still alive. He&#039;s Italian and he&#039;s a golfer, too.&#039;&#039;Well,&#039; the doctor says, &#039;that&#039;s great, but I&#039;m sure there&#039;s more to it than that. How about your Father&#039;s Father? How old was he when he died?&#039;&#039;Who said my Nonno&#039;s dead?&#039;Stunned, the doctor asks, &#039;you mean you&#039;re 80 years old and your grandfather&#039;s still living! Incredible, how old is he?&#039;&#039;He&#039;s 118 years old,&#039; says the Old Italian golfer.The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, &#039;So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?&#039;&#039;No, Nonno couldn&#039;t go this morning because he&#039;s getting married today.&#039;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1462180, member: 1246"] The Italian Golfer [B]Silvio, an 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks, 'how do you stay in such great physical condition?'[/B] [B]I'm Italian and I am a golfer,' says Silvio, 'and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways.[/B] [B]I have a glass of vino, and all is well.'[/B] [B]"'Well' says the doctor, 'I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Father when he died?'[/B] [B]'Who said my Father's dead?'[/B] [B]The doctor is amazed. 'You mean you're 80 years old and your Father's still alive. How old is he?'[/B] [B]'He's 100 years old,' says Silvio. 'In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that's why he's still alive. He's Italian and he's a golfer, too.'[/B] [B]'Well,' the doctor says, 'that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Father's Father? How old was he when he died?'[/B] [B]'Who said my Nonno's dead?'[/B] [B]Stunned, the doctor asks, 'you mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?'[/B] [B]'He's 118 years old,' says the Old Italian golfer.[/B] [B]The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, 'So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?'[/B] [B]'No, Nonno couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today.'[/B] [/QUOTE]

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