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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1512845" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.</p><p> </p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and </p><p>you lose interest.</p><p></p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.</p><p> </p><p>Confucius Say:</p><p>It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.</p><p>=</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1512845, member: 1246"] Confucius Say: It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you. Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise. Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover than love a loser. Confucius Say: A joke is like sex. Neither is any good if you don't get it. Confucius Say: Man with a broken condom is called a Daddy. Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going. Confucius Say: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts. Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, and you lose interest. Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland ... a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride. Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want. = [/QUOTE]
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