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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1611225" data-attributes="member: 1246">Cowboy walks into a country western barAnd is in the mood for some dancin. He just creased his shirt, starched his pants and most importantly, spit shined his boots. Feeling confident he walks up to the first good looking girl he&#039;s says and asks her to dance. She says sure and they hit the dance floor. A little while in he says: &quot;&#039;scuse me miss, you don&#039;t happen to be wearing purple panties?&quot; She says yes and when she asks how he knew he tells her that he just spit shined his boots. She slaps him and walks away. Still feeling confident he walks up to the next pretty girl he sees and asks her to dance. She says yes and together they go out to the dance floor. A little ways in he says: &quot;&#039;scuse me miss, you don&#039;t happen to be wearin pink panties?&quot; She says yes and when she asks how he knew he told her that he just spit shined his boots. She slaps him and walks away. Still feeling it, he walks up to another gorgeous gal and asks her to dance. She obliges and they begin dancin&#039;. A little ways he in he looks down at his boot, looks at the gal, then looks back down to his boot. He says to her: &quot;miss, you aren&#039;t wearing any panties are you?&quot; When she says no and asked how he knew he replies: &quot;thank god, I thought I had a crack in my boot.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1611225, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Cowboy walks into a country western bar[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] And is in the mood for some dancin. He just creased his shirt, starched his pants and most importantly, spit shined his boots. Feeling confident he walks up to the first good looking girl he's says and asks her to dance. She says sure and they hit the dance floor. A little while in he says: "'scuse me miss, you don't happen to be wearing purple panties?" She says yes and when she asks how he knew he tells her that he just spit shined his boots. She slaps him and walks away. Still feeling confident he walks up to the next pretty girl he sees and asks her to dance. She says yes and together they go out to the dance floor. A little ways in he says: "'scuse me miss, you don't happen to be wearin pink panties?" She says yes and when she asks how he knew he told her that he just spit shined his boots. She slaps him and walks away. Still feeling it, he walks up to another gorgeous gal and asks her to dance. She obliges and they begin dancin'. A little ways he in he looks down at his boot, looks at the gal, then looks back down to his boot. He says to her: "miss, you aren't wearing any panties are you?" When she says no and asked how he knew he replies: "thank god, I thought I had a crack in my boot." [/QUOTE]

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