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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1614453" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled downin their old neighborhood.</p><p></p><p>To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their oldschool. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where hehad carved "I love you, Sally".</p><p></p><p>On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured carpractically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know whatto do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & itsfifty-thousand dollars.</p><p>The husband says: "We've got to give it back".</p><p></p><p>She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it upin their attic.</p><p></p><p>The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhoodlooking for the money show up at their home.</p><p></p><p>One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find anymoney that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"</p><p></p><p>She says: "No"..</p><p></p><p>The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic."</p><p></p><p>She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile."</p><p></p><p>But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him.</p><p>One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning."</p><p></p><p>The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from schoolyesterday ..."</p><p>At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here ..."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1614453, member: 1246"] An elderly couple who were childhood sweethearts had married & settled downin their old neighborhood. To celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary they walk down to their oldschool. There, they hold hands as they find the desk they shared & where hehad carved "I love you, Sally". On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armoured carpractically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, & they don't know whatto do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, & itsfifty-thousand dollars. The husband says: "We've got to give it back". She says, "Finders keepers" & puts the money back in the bag & hides it upin their attic. The next day, two FBI men are going from door-to-door in the neighbourhoodlooking for the money show up at their home. One knocks on the door & says: "Pardon me, but did either of you find anymoney that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?" She says: "No".. The husband says: "She's lying. She hid it up in the attic." She says: "Don't believe him, he's getting senile." But the agents sit the man down & begin to question him. One says: "Tell us the story from the beginning." The old man says: "Well, when Sally & I were walking home from schoolyesterday ..." At this, the FBI guy looks at his partner & says: "We're outta here ..." [/QUOTE]
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