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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1683156" data-attributes="member: 1246">There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a businessman and the other was a biker.The student tells the two other men that it was his anniversary and he got his wife a diamond necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. &quot;If she doesn&#039;t like the necklace she&#039;ll love the trip,&quot; he said.The businessman said, &quot;That&#039;s nice. For my last anniversary I got my wife a Mercedes and a new mansion, if she didn&#039;t like the Mercedes she has to like the new mansion.&quot;As the biker finished his drink he said, &quot;For my last anniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn&#039;t like the t-shirt she can go <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> herself.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1683156, member: 1246"] There were three guys at a bar. One was a college student, one was a businessman and the other was a biker. The student tells the two other men that it was his anniversary and he got his wife a diamond necklace and a trip to the Bahamas. "If she doesn't like the necklace she'll love the trip," he said. The businessman said, "That's nice. For my last anniversary I got my wife a Mercedes and a new mansion, if she didn't like the Mercedes she has to like the new mansion." As the biker finished his drink he said, "For my last anniversary I got my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. If she didn't like the t-shirt she can go :censored: herself." [/QUOTE]

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