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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1746131" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Good on ya mate</strong></span></p><p>A Kiwi guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands.</p><p></p><p>He walks into a bar and Jill (the Kiwi Barmaid) takes his order, a Speights, and notices his accent.</p><p></p><p>Over the course of the night they get to know each other.</p><p></p><p>At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him.</p><p></p><p>Although she is attracted to him she says no.</p><p></p><p>He then offers to pay her $200 for sex.</p><p></p><p>Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees.</p><p></p><p>The next night the guy turns up again, orders a Speights and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200.</p><p></p><p>Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree.</p><p></p><p>This goes on for 5 nights.</p><p></p><p>On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders a Speights and sits in the corner.</p><p></p><p>Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.</p><p></p><p>She asks him where he's from in New Zealand and he tells her: "Nelson".</p><p></p><p>"So am I... What suburb in Nelson?"</p><p></p><p>"Wakatu" he replies.</p><p></p><p>"That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?"</p><p></p><p>"Leach Place" he replies.</p><p></p><p>"This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?"</p><p></p><p>He says "Number 7" and she is totally astonished.</p><p></p><p>"You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 9! My parents still live there!"</p><p></p><p>"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you"</p><p></p><p>HE WHO DRINKS KIWI THINKS KIWI!</p><p></p><p>Good on ya mate</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1746131, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Good on ya mate[/B][/SIZE] A Kiwi guy decides to travel around the Greek Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Kiwi Barmaid) takes his order, a Speights, and notices his accent. Over the course of the night they get to know each other. At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to come back to his place and have sex with him. Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the world and because she is short of funds she agrees. The next night the guy turns up again, orders a Speights and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for $200. Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night the guy comes in, orders a Speights and sits in the corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some attention then maybe she can then shake some more cash out of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him. She asks him where he's from in New Zealand and he tells her: "Nelson". "So am I... What suburb in Nelson?" "Wakatu" he replies. "That's amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Leach Place" he replies. "This is unbelievable..." she says,"What number?" He says "Number 7" and she is totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this but I'm from Number 9! My parents still live there!" "I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to give to you" HE WHO DRINKS KIWI THINKS KIWI! Good on ya mate [/QUOTE]
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