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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1753498" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted.</p><p>As she produced a large syringe to give him an anaesthetic shot , the </p><p>Guy protested, "Sorry, no way, no needles! I just hate needles!"</p><p> </p><p>So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, but again he said,</p><p>"No, no, I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having</p><p>a mask on my face suffocates me!?</p><p> </p><p>The dentist then asked if he had any objections to taking pills.</p><p>"No problem at all," he said, "I'm fine with pills."</p><p> </p><p>So the dentist gave him two little blue pills which he swallowed </p><p>promptly,</p><p> </p><p>"What are those?" he asked. "Viagra," she replied casually.</p><p> </p><p>"I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra</p><p>worked as a pain killer."</p><p> </p><p>"Actually it doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something</p><p>to hold on to when I pull out your tooth ..</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1753498, member: 1246"] A guy goes to a female dentist to have a tooth extracted. As she produced a large syringe to give him an anaesthetic shot , the Guy protested, "Sorry, no way, no needles! I just hate needles!" So she started to hook up the nitrous oxide tank, but again he said, "No, no, I can't do the gas thing either. Just the thought of having a mask on my face suffocates me!? The dentist then asked if he had any objections to taking pills. "No problem at all," he said, "I'm fine with pills." So the dentist gave him two little blue pills which he swallowed promptly, "What are those?" he asked. "Viagra," she replied casually. "I'll be damned," said the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer." "Actually it doesn't," said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull out your tooth .. [/QUOTE]
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