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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1783102" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Signs of Irony...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>Maternity Clothes Shop:</p><p>We Are Open On Labor Day</p><p></p><p>Non-smoking area:</p><p>If We See You Smoking, We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action</p><p></p><p>On Maternity Room Door:</p><p>Push,Push,Push</p><p></p><p>Optometrist's Office:</p><p>If You Don't See What You're Looking For,You've Come To The Right Place</p><p></p><p>Scientist's Door:</p><p>Gone Fission</p><p></p><p>Taxidermist Window:</p><p>We Really Know Our Stuff</p><p></p><p>Podiatrist's Window:</p><p>Time Wounds All Heels</p><p></p><p>Butcher's Window:</p><p>Let Me Meat Your Needs</p><p></p><p>Car Dealership:</p><p>The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss a Car Payment</p><p></p><p>Muffler Shop:</p><p>No Appointment Necessary. We'll Hear You Coming</p><p></p><p>Hotel:</p><p>Help! We Need Inn - Experienced People</p><p></p><p>Veterinarian's Waiting Room:</p><p>Be Back In 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!</p><p></p><p>Music Teacher's Door:</p><p>Out Chopin</p><p></p><p>At the Electric Company:</p><p>We Would Be Delighted If You Send In Your Bill. However, If You Don't, You Will Be.</p><p></p><p>Garbage Truck:</p><p>We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got</p><p></p><p>Computer Store:</p><p>Out For a Quick Byte</p><p></p><p>Restaurant Window:</p><p>Don't Stand There and Be Hungry, Come In And Get Fed Up</p><p></p><p>Bowling Alley:</p><p>Please Be Quiet. We Need To Hear A Pin Drop.</p><p></p><p>Music Library:</p><p>Bach In A Minuet</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1783102, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Signs of Irony...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] Maternity Clothes Shop: We Are Open On Labor Day Non-smoking area: If We See You Smoking, We Will Assume You Are On Fire And Take Appropriate Action On Maternity Room Door: Push,Push,Push Optometrist's Office: If You Don't See What You're Looking For,You've Come To The Right Place Scientist's Door: Gone Fission Taxidermist Window: We Really Know Our Stuff Podiatrist's Window: Time Wounds All Heels Butcher's Window: Let Me Meat Your Needs Car Dealership: The Best Way To Get Back On Your Feet - Miss a Car Payment Muffler Shop: No Appointment Necessary. We'll Hear You Coming Hotel: Help! We Need Inn - Experienced People Veterinarian's Waiting Room: Be Back In 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay! Music Teacher's Door: Out Chopin At the Electric Company: We Would Be Delighted If You Send In Your Bill. However, If You Don't, You Will Be. Garbage Truck: We've Got What It Takes To Take What You've Got Computer Store: Out For a Quick Byte Restaurant Window: Don't Stand There and Be Hungry, Come In And Get Fed Up Bowling Alley: Please Be Quiet. We Need To Hear A Pin Drop. Music Library: Bach In A Minuet [/QUOTE]
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