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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1825215" data-attributes="member: 1246">Steven Wright I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... The study of milkmen.Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks.I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.I was walking down the street and saw a sign on a post. It said: &quot;Lost--$50. If found, just keep it.&quot;I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else&#039;s property.The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn&#039;t stop until you get to work.The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth. With braces on them. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... You can&#039;t hear him talk.When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, &quot;Well, what do you need?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1825215, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Steven Wright [/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] I had just received my degree in Calcium Anthropology... The study of milkmen. Today I was arrested for scalping low numbers at the deli. I sold a #3 for 28 bucks. I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. I was walking down the street and saw a sign on a post. It said: "Lost--$50. If found, just keep it." I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else's property. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and doesn't stop until you get to work. The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows. Some people think George is weird, because he has sideburns behind his ears. I think George is weird, because he has false teeth. With braces on them. George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... You can't hear him talk. When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" [/QUOTE]

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